| Hour |
Floor Flavor |
| 0:00 | Morning dew and forgotten creams |
| 1:00 | Stale coffee and mild regret |
| 2:00 | Dust, with a hint of disappointment |
| 3:00 | A whisper of existential dread |
| 4:00 | Faintly damp linoleum |
| 5:00 | Residual capitalism |
| 6:00 | The ghost of last night's dinner |
| 7:00 | Airplane carpet |
| 8:00 | Unsettlingly neutral |
| 9:00 | Faint traces of lost motivation |
| 10:00 | Like someone tried to clean it, but failed |
| 11:00 | Overpriced avocado toast |
| 12:00 | The distant memory of spilled soda |
| 13:00 | Office breakroom sadness |
| 14:00 | Warm static |
| 15:00 | Like walking into a room and forgetting why |
| 16:00 | Regret and an unplaceable spice |
| 17:00 | Hospital hallway, but worse |
| 18:00 | Crispy air and misplaced ambition |
| 19:00 | Old gum, but you can't see it |
| 20:00 | Burnt toast with a side of despair |
| 21:00 | A tangible sense of unease |
| 22:00 | Cursed linoleum, slightly spicy |
| 23:00 | 3AM. The floor knows. |